quick update: surprisingly I’m still alive
but
I accidentally won a contest about The Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
one guy was cosplaying Iron Man, and the other was cosplaying the Eleventh Doctor, and later I was approached by a guy cosplaying the Fourth Doctor (he saw the Silence’s markings I had on my cheeks)
I was hugged by one of Poland’s most popular fantasy writer
photos on Monday, stories too if you’d be interested but for now that’s all


Mads Mikkelsen poses on May 24, 2013 during a photo shoot on the sidelines of the 66th edition of the Cannes Film Festival


“The dedication of this book is split seven ways: to Neil, to Jessica, to David, to Kenzie, to Di, to Anne…”
I’ve just finished watching Hitchcock’s Rear Window and I went to tell my mother that Grace Kelly is absolutely gorgeous. Anyone who knows me at all knows that I love black haired women, and Hitchcock cast blondes as leading ladies. So my mother looked up at me, she frowned and she thought for a few seconds. I asked her what’s wrong, worried we’re gonna have another argument over my taste, and she just said, “well I was wondering if there were any brunettes in that film, but Grace Kelly was definitely blonde… I don’t understand”.
Secrets that must never be told, knowledge that must never be spoken.

too much information will distract you from the truth.
“ A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure ” Segal’s law.

Oh, that’s what it’s all been for, hasn’t it? All your little puzzles…